<COMMENT>Penelopy Tilford's inbox</COMMENT>
<P>Penelopy Elinor Tilford, you incompetent bitch. This is the very LAST time I am going to reset your password. You will remember it this time, or I will make Scara B. King fire your forgetful little ass. Please do not assume I have nothing better to do down here than get you out of trouble!
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<P>Your password is IH8PAPER as per your request.
<P>And just so I don't get another stupid-ass email asking for your goddamned login which has NEVER changed, your account name is PETilford (DUH!).
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<P>Now leave me the fuck alone! Jesus Christ, women and technology!
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<P>That Guy
<P>WC Tech Support