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<P><B>Bruce "Gwog" Ladewig: Site Director
<P>A part of the ION Storm community since 1997, Gwog founded Deus Ex Incarnate in June of '98. Talking with original Deus Ex programmer Albert Yarusso convinced Gwog that Deus Ex (then called 'Shooter') was going to be pretty damn cool, and worth following. He was also the site director of Stormtroopers.com.
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<P><B>Despot: News Editor
<P>This quaint bipedal mammal sucks at writing quick bios, so here's the quick facts: A/S/L = under 90/Male/Sierra Nevada foothills of California. Website credentials are: this site (which came pre-assembled,) Content Director at the Thief branch of Stormtroopers, Thief Underground, and news monkey (until it was revamped as a resource site) at Down the Rabbit Hole, 3DActionPlanet's Alice site. Trivia: "DromEd [the Thief level editor] 0wnz j00!" is still his battle cry, but he may be forced to use the dreaded UnrealEd when Thief 3 and Deus Ex 2 are released. Favorite flavor of ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip.
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<P><B>Buzz Kirkwood: News Editor
<P>Buzz Kirkwood is a "writer." He combines letters into words, words into sentences, sentences into paragraphs, and so forth. It is through this mysterious method that he "writes" things. Amazing? Yes. Interesting? No, probably not; but he does it because he can. And can he shall! Oh, how he shall. He'll shall so hard it will make your nose bleed. Then you'll run to get some tissues to fix your nasal problem and in this short time period he'll write some more, leaving you completely helpless to stop him. It's all a vicious cycle, really, but nature has set it this way for a reason. We will never know what this reason is because our feeble minds are too busy being feeble to bother to figure it out. So in closing, no, I don't know where the exit is. Although if I did know where it was I would be out of here so fast it would make your nose bleed. Then you'll run to get some tissues to fix your nasal problem and in that short time period I'll be running down the street yelling "SO LONG, SUCKERS!!" Because I will have found the exit while you have not. (Please note, this bio was done while under heavy medication. Medication so strong it would make your nose bleed...)