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<DC=0,185,0><JC><B>A Guide to Archaeology
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<P>Many people say "Archaeology? It's bull dude, I want pr0n!" That, unfortunately, is the world-wide reception to archaeology. You may ask me, "Why're YOU so fuckin' interested in archaeology?" I say, it's not all about digging up and dusting bones, or finding a rusty copper coin and bouncing up and down in excitement, it's about adventure, excitement, and solving mythological-esque questions. Questions such as "Was there really such a thing as the Holy Grail?" and "What're the pyramids really for? Were they really made by Egyptians or some other alien race?" Those, however, are questions related to real life, but in the case of digital forums, I try to answer questions such as "Are there really DUAL swords in Halo 2?" or maybe something like "Is there a way to stop Paul from dying or to not give your blood to the templar in DX:IW?"
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<P>Of course, the first thing that everyone must remember is that when starting off on an archaeological journey, you must fully prepare for every circumstance, bring everything that you think you'll need, taking into account where you're going, how you're going there, the weather, and of course whether there are any dangers on the way there. Usually, while traveling to another Planet or Hosted site, be sure to hire a guide or someone who is well acquainted with the area.
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<P>For example, if you're from PlanetDaikatana and you decide to travel to, say, HaloPlanet, you'll be in a very problematic situation. For someone who's grown used to fight robo-frogs, robo-mosquitoes, and skeletons, suddenly having to fight the Covenant is not easy. And then, if you've got to fight the Flood (I've fought them once, and lost three good friends to them, my kettle, my pillow, and my prized action figure of Spawn) you'll be dead within a minute. For a good series of books on other Planet sites, check out my guides available in all leading book stores. The name should be "[Planet name] - Detailed Information By AT Jazz".