<P>But to my great fortune, Trestkon, the retired PDXCIS agent who is currently investigating the kidnapping of our moderator Deus Diablo, eventually came to my rescue. After making his way into the complex, he effortlessly disabled the laser grid and unlocked the door to my cell. With Trestkon's help, I could escape the sinister facility with nothing but a solid headache to remind me of my imprisonment.
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<P>The authorities are currently investigating the incident, but WorldCorp are not being very cooperative. WorldCorp CEO Scara B. King claims that he knows nothing of a secret complex beneath his corporate headquarters, and efforts to secure a search warrant are being foiled at every turn by his army of highly paid attorneys. We at the PDX Newspaper will follow the case closely as it develops.