<COMMENT>Datacube in the ABI ruins</COMMENT>
<P>Major Enfield, as you may know, one of your subordinates blew a god damned hole in the floor of the ramp room a few hours ago due to his inept handling of a GEP launcher. Unfortunately, the explosion happened to be right next to some of the ancient sewers undermining this medieval fucking Hell-hole, and now the ramp room is gradually flooding with sewage waste.
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<P>Sergeant Caine's team set up a portable ladder in the ramp room so somebody can get down there and patch it up, but I had to re-assign his team to guard duty when we received reports of some special operative attempting to infiltrate the compound.
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<P>If you would please be so kind as to ask Captain Lancaster to tell Lieutenant Richards to order Sergeant Jackson to command Corporal Lector to send one of his men down the ladder to fix the bust in the wall, I will refrain from publically executing you for coming on to my wife at the party last week.
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<P>And you better take care of it ASAP, I doubt I can survive the horrid stench much longer!