<COMMENT>Endar's inbox</COMMENT>
<P>Endar sir,
<P>Here's the draft for the ad we're gonna print in Invest! Magazine. The legal dept. said we have to include the disclaimer.
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<P>"Become an Aunt Betty Industries security guard today! Be the hero, be the might! Guard the respected corporation's most secret installations! Mail management@abi.com today and we will send you more information about the position. This is YOUR chance to succeed.
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<P>"Advisory: The ventilation in all ABI facilities is designed for your own stealthy and gruesome assassination."
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<P>I realize this may put people off a bit, so I suggest we print it in REALLY small letters at the bottom of the page. Possibly also only in slightly darker colour than the paper it's printed on.
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<P>Jay Watamaniuk, PR dept.